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Modern Qualifier 17 – HEY UBU DRUNK CRUSH
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— 15 May 2023 Tom
  1. Remix of a track from the Nottingham band’s 2013 debut LP, If You Wait. Nominated by Tom H.
  2. Breakout track from the Australian art-rocker’s 2017 LP Everything Is Forgotten. Nominated by Jo.
  3. Single from 2016’s Teens Of Denial, their first all-new studio LP for Matador. Nominated by Neal D.
  4. A single from 2012 and the Brooklyn band’s sole LP Manifest! Nominated by machotrouts.
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Qualifier M17: HEY UBU DRUNK CRUSH

LONDON GRAMMAR - "Hey Now (Arty Remix)" (YouTube)

METHYL ETHEL - "Ubu" (YouTube)

CAR SEAT HEADREST - "Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales" (YouTube)

FRIENDS - "Friend Crush" (YouTube)

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Tom   17 months ago

Also a tie for 2nd! London Grammar takes it over Car Seat Headrest on the "unpolled artist" tie-break clause (harsh on CSH I admit as their sole qualifier appearance in the 2020 poll dooms them here!)

Tom H   17 months ago

I didn't think London Grammar had been polled before. I love Hannah Reid's voice, and this mix is special, somehow turning the melancholy into something a lot more uplifting!

Baltimore Jacks   17 months ago

Friends are good. I think that's universally understood, vote totals here notwithstanding.

I miss the bees   17 months ago

I'd argue London Grammar is an even worse name than Car Seat Headrest ("rock'n'roll isn't about education, let alone selective education FFS" - some angry rock critic somewhere). I ended up voting […]

Modern Qualifier 18 – CURATED by Colinmcarlson
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— 15 May 2023 Tom

This is today’s only Curated Group, from Twitter’s colinmcarlson. I don’t think there’s a specific theme, more a vibe, but I could be wrong!

  1. A single from 2007’s self-titled LP.
  2. Track from the Odd Future member’s 2013 full debut LP Doris.
  3. A standout from the hip-hop trio’s 2010 mixtape Sit Down, Man
  4. From the BROCKHAMPTON member’s 2nd LP, American Boyfriend: A Suburban Love Story
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Qualifier M18: CURATED by colinmcarlson!

LIARS - "Plaster Casts Of Everything" (YouTube)

EARL SWEATSHIRT - "Chum" (YouTube)

DAS RACIST - "hahahaha jk?" (YouTube)

KEVIN ABSTRACT - "Empty" (YouTube)

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Matt   17 months ago

I'm trying not to vote for the one I know, because it's an excellent group with no bad choices, but I haven't listened to Liars for ages and have very much enjoyed being reacquainted with it.

jonathanb   17 months ago

I was going to nominate Earl's "EARL" for the Four Letter Words poll; it'd be nice to say propriety interceded, but actually I just forgot on the day. I still enjoy his post-"Free Earl" stuff, like […]

sclv   17 months ago

Solid group. Liars goes on my Golden Beat shortlist, but gotta vote for one of the hip-hop tracks on general balance grounds. Das Racist takes it over Earl for purely tactical reasons.

Ed Still   17 months ago

Kevin's beautiful song deserves a lot here, and certainly more than bottom place (though admittedly in a high quality group)

Modern Qualifier 19 – NASTY DONE BALLOON REAPPROPRIATE
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— 15 May 2023 Tom
  1. 2019 Soca track which I am delighted to inform you is on the DARKSEID RIDDIM. Nominated by Joseph K
  2. From the brand-new 2023 LP With A Hammer. Nominated by garrymck
  3. An ILM favourite from 2019’s Pieces Of The Puzzle. A Bracket Balancer.
  4. From 2022’s Topical Dancer, the debut LP by the Belgian art-pop-dance duo. Nominated by Steve M.
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Qualifier M19: NASTY DONE BALLOON REAPPROPRIATE

PROBLEM CHILD - "Nasty Up" (YouTube)

YAEJI - "Done (Let's Get It)" (YouTube)

BUSY SIGNAL - "Balloon" (YouTube)

CHARLOTTE ADIGERY & BOLIS PUPUL - "Reappropriate" (YouTube)

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Jeff Worrell   17 months ago

It’s a good job “Balloon” is a bracket balancer or I’d be calling for a stewards’ enquiry into the results so far. I’d rank these in the complete opposite order. Yaeji tracks too often leave me […]

ajjr82   17 months ago

I like the Yaeji song, it has that cold distant electroclash vocals, but over a much warmer indietronic track. It's a nice contrast.

wmterhaar   17 months ago

Problem Child crushes the competition here. Vote for it!

rabbitfun   17 months ago

BALLOON is being DONE NASTY, let me REAPPROPRIATE - it's personal. releasing the thread now... floating, floating, everybody floating!

Modern Qualifier 20 – PARTY HEAD RECORD SHAVE
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— 15 May 2023 Tom
  1. 2022 debut single from Sutton Coldfield’s finest, big on TikTok. Nominated by Machotrouts.
  2. From the legendary actor-singer’s 2019 covers LP Open Your Eyes. Nominated by Daniel W.
  3. Hard to work out when this Irish rebel song was first recorded or even when the Fighting Men’s version is from but it seemed to fit well here. Nominated by bartlebooth45.
  4. From the cabaret country singer’s self-released On My Knees – early 00s I believe. Nominated by Tamara B.
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Qualifier M20: PARTY HEAD RECORD SHAVE

THE NORTHERN BOYS - "Party Time" (YouTube)

DAVID HASSELHOFF - "Head On" (YouTube)

THE FIGHTING MEN FROM CROSSMAGLEN - "Fenian Record Player" (YouTube)

TAMMY FAYE STARLITE - "Did I Shave My Vagina For This?" (YouTube)

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qosephine   17 months ago

Quite right - none of these picks are mine, but for one or two of my nominations I *may* have taken the attitude that I can make the pop poll voters listen to any silly songs that I like...

Lady Elevator   17 months ago

I originally misread this and was deeply disappointed that Hasselhoff wasn't the one asking if we wanted to make love to a sad old man. I wondered if I'd missed that lyric in Head On...

koganbot   17 months ago

Have a friend who recounted when a teacher of hers back in college said, "I am now going to ruin Emily Dickinson for you," and commenced singing "Because I could not stop for Death – He kindly […]

RobertK   17 months ago

I admire people for getting a little silly with their picks, especially as it's all for a good cause, but I think I might have to vote "absent" on this group. Hopefully a family of asylum seekers in […]

Modern Poll Day 4 Playlists
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— 15 May 2023 Tom

A harder-edged day with our most rocking headline group and some uncompromising material in our undercard matches as well. All this and ADMIN in the comments too.

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Tom   17 months ago

Despite my promise of some admin there's only really one bit, which is that I am selling out and doing a poll on Twitter again - NOT the Charity Crusher or any of our other planned tournaments, […]

Modern Qualifier 11 – MONDAY HELL DANCING THEME
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— 12 May 2023 Tom

Our headline group!

  1. A mash-up of two songs you all know, originally performed at the 2002 BRIT Awards. Nominated by Ita S.
  2. Lead single from the 2016 Coconut Oil EP, later a worldwide hit. A Bracket Balancer.
  3. Lead single from 2010’s Body Talk Pt 1. Don’t mention the other version. Nominated by Steffen R-M.
  4. A UK No.1 banger from 2004 I should get on with writing about. Nominated by Graham M.
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Qualifier M11: MONDAY HELL DANCING THEME

KYLIE MINOGUE - "Can't Get Blue Monday Out Of My Head" (YouTube)

LIZZO - "Good As Hell" (YouTube)

ROBYN - "Dancing On My Own" (YouTube)

THE SHAPESHIFTERS - "Lola's Theme" (YouTube)

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Sarah   17 months ago

Ha, blimey, I pressed vote for Lizzo with a bit of a sigh thinking, well, obviously it will be way out there in the lead so this might be a bit of a wasted vote... sort of still is, but for a […]

Mitchell Stirling   17 months ago

It has been over a decade now, and I'm still no closer to understanding why, of all of the artists and songs that sound like it from the 21st Century, it is 'Dancing On My Own' that is the 20th best […]

Cumbrian   17 months ago

I've made this point in the Musk Rats domain before but it bears repeating, given that, on one level, they're sort of about the same thing, I found it interesting that while I sympathise with Robyn, […]

Tom   17 months ago

Shapeshifters fans may be interested to know that the Patreon version of Popular (which is 2 number ones head of the regular edition) has reached Lola's Theme! I suspect anyone interested enough […]

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